dancin like a monkey (patiencemyass) wrote in theaxisreloaded,
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EEEKKK

no
are you a man or a monster??!?!?!
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
but thanks for the hallowe'en fright!!
Why does your face look like it's sagging off? Thats not very sexy. Neither are your arms. Fuscia and baby blue never go together. UNLESS you're a drag queen aren't you? That still doesn't explain why your face is melting off. Or that your skin looks like cottage cheese.
Face like a smacked arse. In fact, a smacked arse is way less offensive. Remember next time you leave your house - two paper bags, k?
And pluck your eyebrows.
And learn to put on eyeliner properly.
And you're too fat for a Dane top.
Fucking HELL you're ugly.
Um, that's a NO.
MEOW!! Goo you!! hahaha.. I say one thing.. ROOOTS!! As a hairdresser bad hair.. well its strictly a no no.. I cant see past the ROOTS!! Get thee to a freakin Hairdresser NOW!
No Goddamn way!
nope.
You're kidding, right?
train wreck.
NEXT!

i.e. no, thanks.
Burn that dane top, that lipstick is a definite no-no...I could be still there tomorrow if I carried on. Fuck no.
The eyeshadow and liner alone is enough for a no.

No.
you is UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUG-LY!
OH WHAT THE FLYING FUCK?!?!

MAKE IT STOP
I shouldn't even have to say this..NO.
:points and laughs at you:

I'd have to have cheap ass taste in women to even consider giving you a yes.

No.
No.
No.
No.
No.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

No.
Holy Crap you look like something out of a godzilla movie.